also to give an idea of \u200b\u200bmy crazy side, and since it seems to me just introduce to the reader in a more systematic way, I propose the following autointervista.
Warning: This post is an idiot, can have strange side effects. Keep out of reach of children, pregnant women and heart disease. If symptoms persist, then maybe ... it worked.
[waiting for the more bigoted: jokes are about to read a bit 'bawdy, provocative and irreverent about various topics, for example in relation to sex. If you take offense easily and have a sense of humor of a blender, do not read.]
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Name?
Aniello Juan-Carlos Gustavo Maria Ronaldo.
Name?
Turiddu (which clearly betrays my Latin American origin).
Age?
I'm alive for almost 24 years (almost 24 years and nine months, if we see it from the point of view of the Vatican).
birthday?
undicembre 32.
Place of birth?
In a manger cold and dirty, in the midst of an ox and a donkey.
One thing I admire in a person?
know how to burp. There is a friend of mine is very good: his specialty is the burp in four days. He called "burp Diesel".
thinks he's a handsome man?
I tell you only this: when I walk down the street do I turn my head to women ... the other side.
You Tattoo?
No, but I thought to myself tattooed on his penis following the name of the molecule: (10R, 13R)-17 -10.13-dimethyl-(6-metileptan-2-yl) -2, 3,4,7,8,9,11,12,14,15,16,17-dodecahydrate-1H-cyclopenta [α] phenanthrene-3-ol "... For friends" cholesterol. "
The most blatant that you have done?
A fart from 80 decibels to 40 seconds. Since then my dog \u200b\u200bruns away when he sees me shivering under the bed!
you have pets?
Including my bird?
Got a dream?
I have so many! When they become too many moves them in the closet: it is bigger (because the Wardrobe "understands" more).
Are you punctual?
are punctual! Look, if I want to make a beast just waiting for me ... I am so precise that Switzerland has granted me citizenship and Flick Flack pay me royalties.
Your favorite food?
tasting pasta with parmesan, with a hint of potato gateau, all sprinkled with slices of salami Milanese, Swiss cheese and a slice of lasagna (to give that little bit more) ... Then for second, however ...
What is your favorite movie genre?
Apart from the porn?
And the last porn movie you saw?
porn was a tragic background to set in Spain about a count of Carlos Love that name, because of his unbridled desire for sex, he loses everything and all its suffering, enduring pain and suffering more atrocious ... the title was Love's Labour's .
be soft or give it up?
give up, if we are talking about farts.
There is the friendship between man and woman?
I believe that the possession of a penis or a vagina can not undermine the will of a feeling as friendship ... Even if it does not apply if your name is Franco Califano.
Because many couples have sex in the car?
Because if he is tired, you can use the gear lever!
You love to be in the spotlight?
Of course, if I'm doing a burping contest.
're opposed to homosexuality?
No, not at all. Although when I look at couples like Costanzo and De Filippi a bit 'I think about it ...
violence solves problems?
According to Vittorio Sgarbi, yes!
What is the political party that supports?
matter for which Vaseline is not necessary.
never made a reed?
say that I saw once in an episode of Men and women: it is the same thing.
Did you ever cry for love?
Yes, the joy when I left.
Favorite position in making love?
I below and above my hand.
favorite vegetable?
Cucumber: it is multi-purpose (the pure in spirit, perhaps, not understand).
It is better to have it long or should know how to use?
If you ask this question, then it is better to an inflatable doll.
You need to tell a woman who is not your type, using tact, what you say?
You're so ugly that when you walk in public bathroom of a sudden there is a process in more!
Never had a car accident?
Yes, that night in Paris with Diana on board.
never had a fracture?
Once I broke my nose while I took off a snots.
Who back to life?
Piero Fassino.
Who would you kill?
Oh, there are things much worse than death ... Get Gigi D'Alessio, for example ...
Who do you hate?
Well ... I'm a peaceful ... even if Max Giusti a bidet with muriatic acid, I'd do him!
Giuliano Ferrara is depressed because of his obesity. What did you say?
Courage, Giuly, do not break down. You are a beautiful person, very worth: worth weight in gold.
Do you believe in luck?
No! It's a fucking pallista!
existential question: What comes after life?
I hope not the Big Brother (aiutooo!).
What would you do if one day your daughter told you she wants to do the tissue paper?
put them in the hands of a few grams of cocaine and say, 'Rather be' and shop! Make me proud of you. "
Finish this proverb: "Who is saying ...?
"... is single."
Who would you be?
The most of drug-resistant HIV in the gonads of sneaking Silvio Berlusconi.
What frightens you?
The idea of \u200b\u200bgoing to the bathroom, after which there was my brother.
Are you a handy?
Wow! They are so handy in the morning I brush my teeth and pee at the same time: to avoid using your hands to use my erections looking at a poster depicting a scene of orgy.
an ontological question that you do often?
But Alvaro Vitali as he did not get to come conjunctivitis Fenech spying for years by a small hole in the wall?!
One thing that does not change?
the money to go to France: they also use the euro.
Favourite smell?
"Water ... tap ".
Sea or mountain?
Mountain ... I grew up watching Heidi while my friends drool behind Pamela Anderson of Bay Watch childhood ... sooo hard!
Your favorite color?
Blu scarlet.
What's your sign?
Macaque with diarrhea, according to the Mayan calendar (the calendar bee Maya ... No, wait ...).
Preview
do not know, I'm still attending ... but I go to bed.
Your favorite poet?
Joshua ... but Carducci. Joshua, the cook in the house: its pizzas are a poem!
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