What To Write In Sobriety

(Dis) pleasure to know

also to give an idea of \u200b\u200bmy crazy side, and since it seems to me just introduce to the reader in a more systematic way, I propose the following autointervista.

Warning: This post is an idiot, can have strange side effects. Keep out of reach of children, pregnant women and heart disease. If symptoms persist, then maybe ... it worked.

[waiting for the more bigoted: jokes are about to read a bit 'bawdy, provocative and irreverent about various topics, for example in relation to sex. If you take offense easily and have a sense of humor of a blender, do not read.]

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Name?

Aniello Juan-Carlos Gustavo Maria Ronaldo.

Name?

Turiddu (which clearly betrays my Latin American origin).

Age?

I'm alive for almost 24 years (almost 24 years and nine months, if we see it from the point of view of the Vatican).

birthday?

undicembre 32.

Place of birth?

In a manger cold and dirty, in the midst of an ox and a donkey.

One thing I admire in a person?

know how to burp. There is a friend of mine is very good: his specialty is the burp in four days. He called "burp Diesel".

thinks he's a handsome man?

I tell you only this: when I walk down the street do I turn my head to women ... the other side.

You Tattoo?

No, but I thought to myself tattooed on his penis following the name of the molecule: (10R, 13R)-17 -10.13-dimethyl-(6-metileptan-2-yl) -2, 3,4,7,8,9,11,12,14,15,16,17-dodecahydrate-1H-cyclopenta [α] phenanthrene-3-ol "... For friends" cholesterol. "

The most blatant that you have done?

A fart from 80 decibels to 40 seconds. Since then my dog \u200b\u200bruns away when he sees me shivering under the bed!

you have pets?

Including my bird?

Got a dream?

I have so many! When they become too many moves them in the closet: it is bigger (because the Wardrobe "understands" more).

Are you punctual?

are punctual! Look, if I want to make a beast just waiting for me ... I am so precise that Switzerland has granted me citizenship and Flick Flack pay me royalties.

Your favorite food?

tasting pasta with parmesan, with a hint of potato gateau, all sprinkled with slices of salami Milanese, Swiss cheese and a slice of lasagna (to give that little bit more) ... Then for second, however ...

What is your favorite movie genre?

Apart from the porn?

And the last porn movie you saw?

porn was a tragic background to set in Spain about a count of Carlos Love that name, because of his unbridled desire for sex, he loses everything and all its suffering, enduring pain and suffering more atrocious ... the title was Love's Labour's .

be soft or give it up?

give up, if we are talking about farts.

There is the friendship between man and woman?

I believe that the possession of a penis or a vagina can not undermine the will of a feeling as friendship ... Even if it does not apply if your name is Franco Califano.

Because many couples have sex in the car?

Because if he is tired, you can use the gear lever!

You love to be in the spotlight?

Of course, if I'm doing a burping contest.

're opposed to homosexuality?

No, not at all. Although when I look at couples like Costanzo and De Filippi a bit 'I think about it ...

violence solves problems?

According to Vittorio Sgarbi, yes!

What is the political party that supports?

matter for which Vaseline is not necessary.

never made a reed?

say that I saw once in an episode of Men and women: it is the same thing.

Did you ever cry for love?

Yes, the joy when I left.

Favorite position in making love?

I below and above my hand.

favorite vegetable?

Cucumber: it is multi-purpose (the pure in spirit, perhaps, not understand).

It is better to have it long or should know how to use?

If you ask this question, then it is better to an inflatable doll.

You need to tell a woman who is not your type, using tact, what you say?

You're so ugly that when you walk in public bathroom of a sudden there is a process in more!

Never had a car accident?

Yes, that night in Paris with Diana on board.

never had a fracture?

Once I broke my nose while I took off a snots.

Who back to life?

Piero Fassino.

Who would you kill?

Oh, there are things much worse than death ... Get Gigi D'Alessio, for example ...

Who do you hate?

Well ... I'm a peaceful ... even if Max Giusti a bidet with muriatic acid, I'd do him!

Giuliano Ferrara is depressed because of his obesity. What did you say?

Courage, Giuly, do not break down. You are a beautiful person, very worth: worth weight in gold.

Do you believe in luck?

No! It's a fucking pallista!

existential question: What comes after life?

I hope not the Big Brother (aiutooo!).

What would you do if one day your daughter told you she wants to do the tissue paper?

put them in the hands of a few grams of cocaine and say, 'Rather be' and shop! Make me proud of you. "

Finish this proverb: "Who is saying ...?

"... is single."

Who would you be?

The most of drug-resistant HIV in the gonads of sneaking Silvio Berlusconi.

What frightens you?

The idea of \u200b\u200bgoing to the bathroom, after which there was my brother.

Are you a handy?

Wow! They are so handy in the morning I brush my teeth and pee at the same time: to avoid using your hands to use my erections looking at a poster depicting a scene of orgy.

an ontological question that you do often?

But Alvaro Vitali as he did not get to come conjunctivitis Fenech spying for years by a small hole in the wall?!

One thing that does not change?

the money to go to France: they also use the euro.

Favourite smell?

"Water ... tap ".

Sea or mountain?

Mountain ... I grew up watching Heidi while my friends drool behind Pamela Anderson of Bay Watch childhood ... sooo hard!

Your favorite color?

Blu scarlet.

What's your sign?

Macaque with diarrhea, according to the Mayan calendar (the calendar bee Maya ... No, wait ...).

Preview

do not know, I'm still attending ... but I go to bed.

Your favorite poet?

Joshua ... but Carducci. Joshua, the cook in the house: its pizzas are a poem!

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Scripta manent, No 1 - How did the poet

In this first number in the Scripta manent , focusing on selected passages from the world of literature, I propose a brief excerpt taken from the letters of Rainer Maria Rilke entitled Letters to a Young Poet , in which the author, under the guise of correspondence with an admirer (the "young poet" of the title, in fact), dispenses invaluable advice that if the top are the need to suggest the criteria for writing honest, immediately expand the sphere of human life in general and become real spiritual testaments that touch (and driving!) consciousness of the reader, teaching him to appreciate everything you need to live a conscious life, even before writing a conscious. The next step is taken by the first letter.

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I can not go into the nature of his verse, because any criticism is going too far from me. Nothing can touch so little work of art as a critical comment: if they get more or less happy misunderstandings.

[...] She wonders if his verses are good. The question to me. First he asked others. Sends them to magazines. Compares them with other poems, and is alarmed when certain editors reject his evidence. Now, as authorized me to advise you, ask you to give up all this. She looks outside, and it is precisely why now should not do. No one can give advice or help anyone. There is only one way. Look inside. Is wondering about the reason that the intimate writing, check if it stretches out its roots in the deepest of his heart, confess to himself, would die, if she refused to write? This above all: you ask, the most quiet of the hour His night I write? He reached inside himself looking for a deep answer. And if it is consented to, if you can say with a simple "I must " this serious question, then build your life according to this need. His life, even into its most indifferent and miserable hours must be taught and witness to this emergency. Then you close to nature. Then try, as a first man to say what he sees and experiences and loves and loses. Do not write love poems; avoid those forms first and currents that are too common: They are the most difficult, as you will need a force large and mature to make a contribution where there are plenty of good traditions and partly good. So escape from the most common reasons to those who offered his own newspaper, describing his sorrows and hopes, ephemeral thoughts and belief in any sort of beauty, describing all this with deep, quiet, humble sincerity and use to express themselves , things that are around, the images of his dreams and the objects of his memory. If your day seems the poor, not accuse, accuse himself, saying it is not enough to evoke the poet's treasure, because for those who create poverty does not exist, nor are there places indifferent or poor. And even if it was in a prison, whose walls are not leaked to his senses the sounds of the world, would perhaps not his childhood, the richness, exquisite gift, that treasure trove of memories? Ask your attention there. Try to bring out the submerged sensations of that broad past, his personality will reinforce, his loneliness will become wider and a house at dusk, close to the distant noise of others. And while the emotional withdrawal from this world to immerse themselves in their own ways arise, then you will not be thought of asking someone if they are good verse . Or attempt to interest the magazines in those jobs, because in them she sees her dear natural possession, and a chip and a sound of his life. A work of art is good if it is born by necessity. This is to judge the nature of its origin: there is no more.

Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet

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Lies have dilated pupils

According to a well-known proverb , the lies have short legs: which, out of metaphor, it means that the lies "does not go far" in the sense that sooner or later are revealed. But why wait to reveal the truth? In many cases you can avoid this long wait and whether we are faced with a lie just as it is called: in fact, as many know, there are different signals involuntary body which may be considered, upon a correct interpretation, as evidence that someone is lying, ranging from change in the respiratory rate increased sweating, redness in the face, the gestures of the limbs or the face, the greater conspicuousness of swallowing and even to some typical phrases that are used to hide ... and the list goes on! In addition, numerous and detailed speeches that should be done to explain how to capture these signals detectors, where to look, how to interpret them, or how do you understand where they are actually indicative of what we are looking or whether they are caused by other reasons ... However, you can say, with some generality, that a more frequent appearance of the lights that indicate the presence of a lie is the expansion of pupil.

Two words on the pupil

Pupil human frontal view from the outside (left) and in

section, indicated by the arrow (right).

The pupil is the small black hole that we all have at the center of the iris (the iris is the part that gives color to our eyes): in essence, then, the pupil is a hole . A hole which has a trivial function: let the light, without which we could not perceive the world around them. In fact, when we "see" the objects, we are actually getting the light they emit, which arrives inside our eye on the rear wall of the eyeball, an area called the retina , just entering through the pupil, which is therefore the gateway to the eye. Once the light hit the retina, the brain will interpret the information to give us the perception of light as we see it we are conscious of (ie: we see with the brain, not with the eyes !). What we emphasize is that the pupil is capable of changing its dimensions: it can expand, that may increase its size to become a larger hole (in this case the phenomenon is called mydriasis) or may shrink, that may decrease its size to become a hole closer (a phenomenon called miosis). The expansion or shrinkage of the pupil is always due to some small muscoletti that "pull" the edges of the pupil away from its geometric center (to dilate) or that you "squeeze" around the perimeter of the pupil (to restrict) these muscles are the intrinsic muscles of the eye .

light intensity and pupil

Now comes the fun. The fact that the pupil changes its size is not a random event, but it's basically a response to two particular types of stimuli.

different way in which a pupil cat

reacts to the intensity of light: Pupil

miosis (top) in response to excess of light

and dilated pupil (bottom) in response to

low-light conditions.

The first type of stimulus that determines the change in pupil size is the presence of ambient light surrounding . To explain this effect you can think of the eyes of cats, which change their shape depending on whether the day (ie in the presence of light) or night (or in low-light) In the first case, the cats have narrow eyes, thin and wiry For the latter, will be more open and round. In our case, however, the shape of the pupil remains the same (a circle), but what changes is its diameter.

But why is such a thing? The reason is easily understood. When the light is low, the eye struggles to capture the light, since it is rare for an answer, the pupil is opened (dilated) to let as much light as possible so we can remedy the dark and continue to control environment (because we are very visual animals, that rely on seeing a huge part of our lives in relation to the environment, notwithstanding that many other animals use other senses: the mole, for example, is a half-blind, because he lives preferentially in the ground and then the view is not much).

Consider now the opposite case, ie an environment with excess light, as is the case that the suspect is brought to the police station in the old detective films of a few decades ago: in this case, to put it in awe, he is shooting a bright light in your face and you did the interview. What happened then? The eye suddenly found herself invested an amount of light much more than usual, so as to cause even more pain (and this is the why the suspect closed his eyes and turned his face on one side: a reflection that serves to protect the eye). You might think wrongly that the strong presence of light allows a better view: in reality it is not, because too much light dazzles, just like when we tried to look at the small sun. In this case, therefore, narrows the pupil (miosis) to allow the entrance of the right amount of light that must be seen, but without blinding.

emotional states and pupil

It is said that the pupil responds to light changes environment. But this is just one of the factors that influence its size. The other reason why a pupil expands or shrinks is that it responds to specific emotional states . The fear, of falling in love, sexual excitement, anger are all emotional conditions that affect change in the pupil. Emotional states can indeed be defined, with a technical term, please do not confuse with its everyday meaning, as the stress . I intend to stress here any condition that puts the body on alert for something both beautiful and ugly, any situation that strongly stimulates the body. For a deer a stressful situation would be to see to be driven from a wolf, but stress situation is that the wolf lives while being careful not to be discovered by deer. Humans can live stressful situations more complex (in the sense of symbols) and less related to the demands of life and basic needs, and are precisely the feelings and emotional states. Think about it: falling in love is a stressful situation, in that many faculty mobility of our body as well as the anger is a stress, because the body feels called upon to respond to a threat, also know to support a job interview is a stressful situation because in that case it must be responsive and convincing ... So Stress can call any situation in which we are called to respond effectively in our body to reach an urgent objective. In all cases the pupils affected.

Lies and pupil

And finally we come to the explanation of the phenomenon: what has this to do with the lies? Well, the lies covered by the definition of a situation of stress, because when the mind must be careful not to be discovered. This awareness put "on alert" our body, which is organized to provide a more appropriate response as possible in order not to understand the participant who is the victim of a lie. At that time we have to "defend" against an opponent (the guy we want intortare) and it is this instinct of self-defense mechanism that moves the pupil. But because awareness of defense requires pupil dilation? The reason is related to 'natural evolution fact, in the wild, animals, and therefore us humans when we were living in their natural state, thousands and thousands of years ago, must do two things to survive: fight or flee. Survival in their natural state and is always based only on these two unique event. Either we fight (to hunt prey or to defend themselves from predators melee), or run away (both in pursuit of prey or to escape a predator), this rule also applied to us when we were at the beginning of our evolutionary history of animals and it was at that time that process and selection of reflections that will allow us to fight or flee to the fullest. In both cases, the body must be ready to face the situation and, among other things that it did, the pupils dilate to allow light to come in and get us a better view of the surrounding environment as possible, with this mechanism an animal is able to better control the space around them and can use it, for example, to hide, to climb, to find tools to use to jump ... all things that in a moment of fight or flight is critical to ensure survival. dilation of the pupil in those cases was a way that the body had to say: "I am in a dangerous situation: I have to capture more light for a better look at where to go, or else I die."
Over time the concept of "survival of the environment" has changed for us, because we no longer live in their natural state, so our stress are different from those of other animals in that they are activated in our different situations. But still the stress! So in their presence are set in motion those same mechanisms that we used to survive thousands of years ago. Among them is also that of the dilated pupil: when we lie, we live in a stressful situation that alarmed us and we perceive as a "danger" from which to defend ourselves and, although we must not create a type of fight or flight response, but the simply because of their thesis is "remember" the body of the first situations where we were in danger and it does react with the same mechanisms, including that the pupil is dilated.

conclusion ...

In essence, a person who minds his pupil tends to dilate and this is an involuntary response. Therefore, in some cases the phenomenon of dilated pupil can be a clue to know if the person who speaks to us tells us bales or not. But beware, as I said at the beginning, this signal is not only accepted but also interpreted . That is, it is said that whenever there is a dilation of the pupil can say is currently a lie because, as we have seen, the presence of light affects this phenomenon. If you speak with someone in a dimly lit her pupils dilate, but in that case the reason is that his eyes are catching light from the environment for a better look.

And then It also requires some sensitivity to be able to just see a pupillary dilation. It is a skill that not everyone has, especially since in general the pupil is dilated slightly and briefly. Not to mention the fact that even if you are unable to appreciate this change, it must be read in a setting other involuntary reactions accompanying the main reaction to stress, such as posture, tone of voice, the direction in which we look ... Not the least reason, we must also consider the possible use of drugs and / or drugs that can cause this effect. Yes, it is not something that can do everything, but who we can have a great advantage, no? Moreover, the nature has always been clear: only the fittest survive (in our case: the better informed)!

A final consideration

I want to close with a brief consideration that would disprove the stereotypes and prejudices. We all recognize the sincerity as a value, since we know that lying is something morally wrong. In truth, though it is true that in certain circumstances, the sincerity is just a duty (such as when testimony at a trial, or when you talk to your partner, or when you are confident with your psychiatrist ...), but there are so many aspects of our lives relationship in which the lie - you seem paradoxical - is needed! You got it: lie has a definite role in our social relations . Think your child to five years shows that its design: it asks you if you design that looks beautiful. It is obvious that you will answer yes, even if the child is far from an expert portrait! It is with cases like this that we structure our social world, that we can build relationships with others and in certain dynamics must play this game. And I will tell you more: the lie has a specific function for our relationship with ourselves How many times will "protect" from a bitter truth telling that things are in a certain way, but maybe not? How many times have we rephrase the statement of an experience to themselves that we are not in danger or that we have not done anything wrong, although this is not true? No coincidence that children learn to lie soon and this is an indication that the lie has a clear significance for evolutionary and relational . But that's another story.

So it would be wrong to speak of the lie only from a moral point of view, which, I repeat, must also be present, but only with respect to certain aspects of life and not to others.